"WHERE IS THAT???" Duh.

Isang araw:

"Okay (she pronounces this as /o-kUHy/ or whatever for some weird reasons which is kind of irritating and distracting), so who among you lives far from here?"

Isa ako sa mga nagtaas ng kamay. May mga nagsabi ng FARview (Fairview). Meron ding taga Las Piñas.

"And you, where're you from?"

"MALOLOS!" Sagot ko naman ng buong dignidad at pagmamalaki.

"WHERE IS THATTT???"

Ay puta.